My life in as little words and as many pics as poss.. ya ready?!
Here we go!
Last time we spoke I had spent the weekend in Canvey mildly drunk.
Here I am. Mildly drunk.
I went back to work after all that time off..
..and I went in thinking it was gonna be sunny..
But.. it wasnt:
It was rainin’..
Ah well..
That week it was Jobber’s birthday – we went to the pub:
Jobber and his mate Wing (more on him later), outside the pub…
He’s a good bloke our Jobs… that’s him on the right.
Gonna miss him from the Mail.. admittedly probably JUST him.
Moving on..
The weekend after that: England got knocked out of the World Cup.
It might’ve been the weekend before –
I really cant remember –
My days are swirling together through a mist of champagne and white wine..
Wergh.
Either way – Boooo.. England went out.
We don’t talk about who won it or whatever because nobody cares.
In all seriousness this World Cup will go down as the Cup of Cheats as SO many teams employed under-hand techniques on their road to the finals..
Not.
Good.
Anywhoo..
I watched our last game with my mate Jim.
..and here we are:
Yes.
We are drunk.
..and don’t ask about the sombreros.
I have no idea.
The following day I went to my see friends Roger and Aidan..
They live in this proper nice penthouse apartment overlooking Clapham Common..
The lifts are a bit old and scary mind..
Here I am, in a lift, a bit scared:
So yeah – that was cool.. the corridors are bit ‘Overlook Hotel’ too..
I keep expecting to see a kid on a tricycle screaming “Redrum.. Redrum..” at me… ahem.
But yeah – had a g-r-r-reat time. Roger did some fantastic food.
They’d been down to the farmer’s market in Balham that morning and got some lush veg..
Yum.
..and we spent the rest of the day yelling obscenities to passers by..
Yay.
(that was actually the most puerile fun I’ve had in ages – hehe)
Ooo oo oo!
I forgot!
The Friday before that..
My friend Vicky took me out to the ‘Che’ Exhibition at the V&A Museum.
The V&A:
It was SO cool… They had a big celebration of all things Cuban and there was food and dancing and Mojitos… oh how we love Mojitos…
I don’t know much about Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara..
Here he is:
Or in fact I should now say.. I didnt know much about him.
The exhibition was wicked – REALLY interesting man..
The guy’s a legend and it’s amazing how his image has grown in the way it has considering this pic was a complete fluke..
Amazing stuff.
So yeah – Vicky took me out to dinner afterwards to a place called The Priory in Olympia.
It was lush and we had SUCH a nice evening just chattin’ y’know?
Was cool.
Tors – if you’re readin’ this – I owe ya!
:o)
Anywhoo – where was I?
That’s right Sunday at Roger and Aidan’s.
That was cool – called a few people a few names and then went on my merry way home..
Bahahahahahahaahahah!
___
Monday – back to work.
Eugh..
But – It was the final leg of my three year stint at the Mail.
The week kind of happened without incident…
Well – aside from The Wing (remember him?) wearing this disgusting shirt…
Talk about Ocular Rapage.
(and yes – that’s Jobber again.. WORKING! Shock Horror!)
Heheheh…
THIS is how you look good at work:
Urinals and all.. lol
Anyway… My last week at work..!
It was cool..
Unsurprisingly I got hammered on my last day.. about two bottles of red wine at lunch.
Probably the best part of a bottle of champagne in the afternoon and then..
God knows how much white wine at the pub afterwards..
But yeah – these are my girls:
Christina, Laura and Louisa… lovely they all are too.
See ya girls – nice workin’ with ya.. Bless ’em.
Apparently they were at my leaving drinks..
But I REALLY dont remember…
Apparently I may’ve embarrassed a few people – I’m sure I’ll hear about it all eventually.. lol
Whoops..
Ah well…
But!
What I do remember (and this would be pretty damn hard to forget) is what my lot bought me for a leaving present..
Check it out!
A nice shiny shiny Nintendo DS Lite.. “Ooooooooooo…”
Yeah man! Awesome –
I am proper impressed..
Anywhoo… my mate Laws came over that night.
Came to my party and everything – it was cool.
She’s a good girl she is – helped me get home!
(dont remember that either – apparently I made us get on the wrong tube but I dont believe her – you hear that Laws?! You tell fibs woman!)
lol
So yeah – the following day my mate Martin threw me a champagne breakfast picnic on Twickenham Green.. it was brill.
Me, Laws, Roger, Aidan, Martin and his girlfriend Lyddy all went…
Here we all are:
Laws & Martin, Martin & Lydia,
Lydia & Adian, Aidan & Roger,
Roger & Me, Me & ….a big church!
But yeah.. the picnic was wicked – Martin made all the food himself and we got hammered… again! I think I didnt really have a hangover per se.. I just carried on drinking from the previous night.. lol
Anywhoo – so we’re all sittin there and Martin says:
“Dudes! Check it out! Pac-Man!”
We had a bit of a chuckle about that.. but THEN.. Martin says:
“Weergh! Those poor ghosts! No wonder those f**kers run! Look at him from the front!”
I laughed so hard… Hahaha.. One of the funniest dudes I know, is Martin.
Love him to bits..
So yeah – after our AMAZING picnic:
Laws and I headed back to Canvey to catch with friends and family.
It was all good.
Had a wicked night on the Isle of Canvey then headed back to Sunny Twickenham..
(not much of a story there I know – but I was out of it and I really dont remember much)
Back in Twix – I thought i’d get an early night..
Right up until I decided to move my room around…
You ever get that?!
No?
Just me then..
Ach well..
At least I have a proper cool desk now:
Yes true believers – that is where yours truly sits when he is recounting his stories to you…
Nice huh?
I think so.. makes life online a lot more enjoyable..
Moving on…
Started at my new job Monday.
All good.
I now work for a company called Refresh Mobile – www.refreshmobile.com
They make things called Mobizines – www.mobizines.com
Its absolutely wicked.
I love it.
The hours are longer – but to be honest – I only noticed that on the first day when I didnt really know what I was doing.. since then – its been cool.
Non-stop. In fact im doin more hours than I should be…
I love it…
Today is Thursday.
Well – its now Friday because its gone midnight – started this blog ages ago.
I’m shattered….
Laters
PS – Ooo! Check this out!
Its Me and Martin!
Aidan did it for us..
How cool is THAT?!
I love it..
In fact – you can tell I love it because i’ve got a printed copy of it above my desk…
My friend Naomi (we call her Roger – she’s Aidan’s girlfriend) says we look like some kind of twisted parallel universe version of Miami Vice..
Hahahahahaahahah..!
